Duff
Close eyes and imagine the shot Tempo, tempo, guts in a knot Dodge the bunker, skip the water Catch the snitch like Harry Potter Dip it, Hook it, Skull it, Blade it Pure it, Draw it, Crush it, Fade it Tiny fairways hiding from view Third ball lost and haven't a clue What club would Lee Trevino use Can the six take this rough abuse Which wedge will get it to the green Does this game make nice people mean Birdies rare as molten gold Bogies come as a double fold Score as high as Jeff Spicoli Each cup seems to have a goalie And then, just when all hope is gone The perfect swing, ball sweet and long Lands soft just inches from the flag And it will be hard not to brag Volunteer for torturous rounds Swing the clubs and stalk the grounds You'll know you've gone around the bend When you can't wait to go out again Had a fantastic golf round today with my brother, my brother-in-law and my nephew. We didn't play that well, but we had an awesome time. Such is often the way with ...