Padrick




Hey Padrick

Hey...

What's wrong?

Nuthin'

Seriously, what is it? I thought it'd be fun to have a conversation with you on my blog and you're kinda bringing me down a little.

Sorry...

So, what is it?

Well... I'm a little pissed at you.

Me? Why? I had a nice contest to give you a cool name. I did some genius editing and came up with a picture of you. I spend hours every day with you.

The middle one.

What, the picture? I thought it was nice.

Did ya?

What is wrong with the f'in picture!

You put that f'n piece of glass over my belly-button!

So?

I liked my belly-button. I liked to stick my hand in there. It felt weird and cool.

Oh... I'm sorry.

S'okay I guess.

.......

Hey, listen, you know that's a touch screen, right?

Yeah, so...

Well, give it a shot. See how it feels.

.......

Ooh, this is nice. Really nice. Oooooh...

Um, Padrick?

........

Oh, that home button is amaaaazing!

Padrick...

You can go away now... and turn off that light on your way out...

........

Mmmmmmmmm....



Comments

  1. CiCi28/7/10 07:38

    Too funny. Warped but funny. Ha.

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  2. Casey Freeland28/7/10 07:56

    I'm wondering if that's how a dual personality begins. With a harmless little cartoon guy...

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  3. Unknown30/7/10 20:01

    ..so it was officially named Padrick. If I was British, I'd call mine Paddington. lol

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